All that talk about accents in my last posting (The Queen’s English, 10/8/06) stirred up some thoughts – not just from my chair but from others’ as well:
Danny from California said that English aristocrats weren’t the only ones putting the common touch in their English, by noting that our own President Bush may be doing the same thing every time he says, “nu-kyuh-ler,” instead of “nu-klee-ar.” But in that particular case, Danny also noted, it’s “more like the ignorant in high places taking pride in their ignorance – a classic southern phenomenon.”
Actually, Danny, the mispronouncing of “nuclear” is not, alas, just a southern (or southwestern) thing, since Gerald Ford from Michigan supposedly had trouble with the blasted word too! It’s not an accent problem, so much as just general inattention to syllables – and it’s the inattention to that detail that drives people nuts.
According to The Big Book Of Beastly Mispronunciations: The Complete Opinionated Guide For The Careful Speaker, author Charles Harrington Elster says that out of the 100 most often mispronounced words, the mangling of “nuclear” is the one that causes the most vehement reaction among listeners who have no patience for those users – particularly mis-users like Presidents of the United States both past and present who continually, and seemingly, stubbornly fail to say it right. Elster quotes lexicographer R.W. Burchfield (editor of the four-volume Oxford English Dictionary) who points out, “the spectacular blunder of pronouncing [nuclear] as if it were spelled nuc-u-lar” is the result of a tempting misassociation with the many words ending in-ular (circular, particular, cellular, secular, molecular, jocular, avuncular, etc.).”
The switching of sounds in a word has a long history in English: Think of “aks” for “ask,” “purdy” for “pretty,” or the classic childhood “pasketti” for “spaghetti.” In language circles, this is called “metathesis” (pron.: me TAA thah sis – see if you can work that into your next cocktail conversation …). (Our word, for example, “butterfly” is possibly a metathesis for the original, “flutter-by.”)
But metathesis or not, there’s just no excuse for mispronouncing such a fear-inspiring word when you’re President of the United States. Former laughingstock Vice Prez Dan Quayle is probably at home wondering what the big deal was about his not being able to spell “potato.” Next to nu-kyu-ler, that’s small potatoes indeed, and here’s why:
If a President of the United States can’t be bothered to hear and articulate the difference between “spectacular” and “nuclear,” then what’s his finger doing on the button anyway?
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